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22/01/2013

Breanna

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Written by: Herman Phung
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Have you ever had really good coke? I’m talking about Grade A 100% pure Columbian cocaine. Disco shit. I envy you if you have because I haven’t yet. So every now and then I go on this unicorn quest to find it.

On January 9th I scrolled through every contact list I got (iPhone, Facebook, Skype, Tumblr, etc.), located anyone in the ‘biz’ I know that was closest to me geographically and started mass messaging. I’ll cull through most of their bullshit, trust a few people, gamble with some and drop a couple large in the process. But I came back disappointed and punched cones until I fell asleep.

On January 10th I woke up and saw a stack of unread messages. Some of them were from people last night. Some were from work asking why I was calling people for coke. I ignored them. I scrolled down to some messages from Justin. They were BTS pics of Zen Garage’s shoot with Breanna. There’s another unicorn now. Fuck.



About the Author

Herman Phung
Born in the 80s, grew up in the 90s. Idolised James Dean but wanted to be Kurt Cobain. I love skateboarding, cars and art. I started writing after reading Steinbeck. Former Editorial Coordinator at Auto Salon Magazine and creator of Issue11. Oh, and I’m a smoker.




 
 

 
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One Comment


  1. Herman – I could read your words for hours… but then I see a picture of Breanna and I’ve lost my complete chain of thought. Disco shit.



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