Intro script from Reservoir Dogs. Enjoy Tarantino fans!
Let me tell you what
“Like A Virgin” is about.It’s all about this cooze
who’s a regular fuck machine.I’m talkin’ morning, day,
night, afternoon…dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick!– How many “dicks” is that?
– A lot.Then one day, she meets
this John Holmes motherfucker.It’s like, “Whoa, baby.” He’s like
Charles Bronson in “The Great Escape.”He’s diggin’ tunnels.
Now she’s gettin’ serious dick action.She’s feelin’ somethin’ she ain’t
felt since forever: pain, pain.It hurts. It hurts her.
It shouldn’t hurt her.
Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.But when this cat
fucks her, it hurts.It hurts just like it did
the first time.You see, the pain
is reminding a fuck machine…what it was once like
to be a virgin.Hence, “Like A Virgin.”